SecondHand

Previously loved, questionably obtained

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Meet Chester "Chest" McGillicuddy

Founder, CEO, and Chief Acquisition Officer

Chester founded SecondHand Marketplace in 2023 after a series of "entrepreneurial adventures" that he prefers not to discuss in detail. With a background in "creative procurement" and "alternative retail solutions," Chester brings a unique perspective to the world of commerce.

Previously, Chester worked in various industries including midnight moving services, estate clearance (sometimes before the estate knew it needed clearing), and freelance item redistribution. He holds a degree from the University of Hard Knocks and a PhD in Applied Hustle from the School of Life.

When not sourcing unique inventory, Chester enjoys long walks through other people's storage units, estate sales, and anywhere items might be "temporarily unattended." He's passionate about giving neglected items a second chance at happiness.

"One person's 'I'll call the police' is another person's 'business opportunity.'" — Chester McGillicuddy

Get in Touch

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Email

chester@secondhandmarketplace.com

Please allow 3-5 business days for response. Chester may be "traveling" unexpectedly.

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Phone

(555) HOT-DEAL

Best reached evenings after 11 PM. If no answer, Chester might be "sourcing inventory."

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Office

123 Totally Legitimate Street
Suite 404 (Not Found)
Somewhere, State 90210

Office location may vary. Call ahead or follow the sound of squeaky shopping carts.

Business Hours

Monday - Friday: "9 AM" - 5 PM
Saturday: 10 AM - 4 PM
Sunday: Closed (Family Day)

Hours subject to change based on inventory acquisition opportunities.

What People Are Saying

"I bought a 'vintage' laptop from Chester. Turns out it was from 2019, but hey, it works!"

— Sarah K., Happy Customer

"Chester helped me find items I didn't even know I was missing. Great guy, questionable inventory sources."

— Mike D., Repeat Buyer

"Five stars! Chester's prices are so good, it's almost like he didn't pay for the items himself."

— Anonymous Customer

"Fast shipping! My order arrived before I even knew I ordered it. Chester must be psychic."

— Jenny L., Confused but Satisfied

Frequently Asked Questions

Are your items authentic?

As authentic as they need to be. Chester personally guarantees that every item is 100% real and exists in physical form.

What's your return policy?

All sales are final. Once an item leaves Chester's "possession," it's your responsibility. No questions asked, please.

Do you offer wholesale pricing?

For bulk orders, Chester can offer special rates. Especially if you're buying everything quickly and in cash.

How do you source your inventory?

Chester has a vast network of suppliers, estate sales, midnight markets, and "lucky finds." Don't worry about the details.